Wednesday, April 27, 2011

The Pénis of Victor Noir

It is a girl thing, to rub the enlarged bulge on the trousers of the monument to Victor Noir, a journaliste buried at Pere LaChaise Cemetery in Paris. 

This is a life-size bronze statue to mark his grave, portraying him as he fell, and dropping his hat which is depicted beside him. The sculpture has a very noticeable erection in M. Noir's trousers.  It is one of the most popular memorials for women to visit in Pere LaChaise.  The story behind it says that placing a flower in the upturned top hat after kissing the statue on the lips and rubbing its genital area will help one to be fertile, to have a blissful sex life, or, to get a husband.  The peculiar male part of the bronze statue is rather shiny and well-worn.

While I am content; I still rub M. Noir's thing to keep my good fortune going.  One must always take precautions.

4 comments:

  1. I believe that one should never leave matters like that to chance -- I'll do anything on the chance that it will work.

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  2. One must always have a well-equipped man handy for certain contingencies!

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