A young man marrying a Texas girl asked his father for some marital advice.
The father said, "Just remind her who wears the pants in your family."
The evening arrived, the new husband tossed his pants to his bride and
said, "Here put these on."
She did and said, "I don't fit into these."
"That's right!" he said, "and don't you forget who wears the pants in this
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He looked at them and said, "I can't get into your panties!"
She said, "That's right - and you won't until your attitude changes!"