The Best Places to Kiss in Paris

When one visits Paris with a lover, it is most natural to find a romantic spot for a kiss -- away from the milling of the crowds, the touristes, the people going to work with their serious Parisian masques on.  No!  Preferably, where it can be a quiet spot, away from the turmoil.

Here are a few I have the impudence to suggest:

1)  On the overlook, by Sacré Coeur.  Yes, there are some people; but less at dusk and the view is so charming!

2)  On the roof of La Samartaine.  And excellent place on the roof of this department store, with a view overlooking the Seine.

3)  Under an arch at the Hotel de Ville.

4)  On a bridge over the Seine.

5)  In the Métro, at station Félix Faure.

6)  By the statue of good King Henri IV -- the "Old Flirt."  Actually, he was noted for his randiness; and a little pelvic grinding while clothed in honor of the old king would not be unseemly here.  It is relatively private, as a thought.  Making love is too extreme.

7)  At République.

8)  Wheresoever the mood strikes either of you.

No Warm Beers

Is This Chart for Real?

While I, like most women, admit to only a limited amount of sexual experience, I find this chart on-line to be extremely far-fetched.  I can understand that a too-large penis would hurt, and a small one might be sad, but the A and B range just leaves me confused.

I have never encountered a chap with a seven-inch penis, and I have been to some nude beaches.  (I keep my bottom on in those settings.)

But this implies that the best size for male members is 7 to 8 inches.

I cannot say that I have ever been disappointed.  But maybe in making the love it is not the size of the pénis, but how the guy does the other things. 

 

Hazards of Travel

Travel to some places has its hazards.........

Fortunately, it didn't happen.   I was not wearing a bra when I went through security, figuring that I might as well be comfortable for the transoceanic flight.

Preferred by Brides

Questionable Marital Advice

A young man marrying a Texas girl asked his father for some marital advice.

The father said, "Just remind her who wears the pants in your family."

The evening arrived, the new husband tossed his pants to his bride and
said, "Here put these on."

She did and said, "I don't fit into these."

"That's right!" he said, "and don't you forget who wears the pants in this
family!"

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He looked at them and said, "I can't get into your panties!"

She said, "That's right - and you won't until your attitude changes!"

How to Spoil the Moment!