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Questionable Marital Advice

A young man marrying a Texas girl asked his father for some marital advice.

The father said, "Just remind her who wears the pants in your family."

The evening arrived, the new husband tossed his pants to his bride and
said, "Here put these on."

She did and said, "I don't fit into these."

"That's right!" he said, "and don't you forget who wears the pants in this
family!"

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He looked at them and said, "I can't get into your panties!"

She said, "That's right - and you won't until your attitude changes!"

How to Spoil the Moment!

Disclosure on Mowing the Lawn

Does she or does she not?  This is one of those things that are usually of knowledge only by a woman's lovers, how ever many they might be.  But recently American television personality Kathie Lee Gifford indicated that they should not shave their pubic hair.  Is this the re-adoption of an English custom?

"Kathie, who was brimming with early St. Patrick’s day cheer and kept breaking into a jolly Irish folk song, let it be known that she keeps things fairly natural there, praising whatever God gives us as a gift, even if it’s “a garden." And she's proud of it!"

Too much disclosure, in my opinion.  But maybe St. Patrick's Day festivities include a little unlacing?

I can understand the pros and cons.  Certainly it eliminates the overlapping hairs when one wears a skimpy swimsuit.  And it is certainly polite if one expects faire minette from a lover!  Indeed, help to make the experience nice for both!  But it is a trouble to keep up; and waxing does sting when the Yanks come!

I must say I have a large difficulty in being sober and profound on this topic.

But this is an interesting cultural shift that might be taking place that we only get symptoms of here in Picardie.


http://www.wetpaint.com/network/articles/kathie-lee-gifford-thinks-ladies-shouldnt-shavedown-there?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=cpc

Vagina Dentata

The things you learn on the internet:

Bécassine

Bécassine was a popular cartoon character in France for about 50 years.  She was depicted as a young Breton housemaid.  The comic started off as a put-down to Bretons, but grew more sympathetic with time.

Bécassine means snipe in French; tantamount to "fool."

She is very charming.  Here is Bécassine During the War, standing in between two Alsatian children.

Bonne Année / Happy New Year!