No Warm Beers

Is This Chart for Real?

While I, like most women, admit to only a limited amount of sexual experience, I find this chart on-line to be extremely far-fetched.  I can understand that a too-large penis would hurt, and a small one might be sad, but the A and B range just leaves me confused.

I have never encountered a chap with a seven-inch penis, and I have been to some nude beaches.  (I keep my bottom on in those settings.)

But this implies that the best size for male members is 7 to 8 inches.

I cannot say that I have ever been disappointed.  But maybe in making the love it is not the size of the pénis, but how the guy does the other things. 

 

Hazards of Travel

Travel to some places has its hazards.........

Fortunately, it didn't happen.   I was not wearing a bra when I went through security, figuring that I might as well be comfortable for the transoceanic flight.

Preferred by Brides

Questionable Marital Advice

A young man marrying a Texas girl asked his father for some marital advice.

The father said, "Just remind her who wears the pants in your family."

The evening arrived, the new husband tossed his pants to his bride and
said, "Here put these on."

She did and said, "I don't fit into these."

"That's right!" he said, "and don't you forget who wears the pants in this
family!"

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He looked at them and said, "I can't get into your panties!"

She said, "That's right - and you won't until your attitude changes!"

How to Spoil the Moment!

Disclosure on Mowing the Lawn

Does she or does she not?  This is one of those things that are usually of knowledge only by a woman's lovers, how ever many they might be.  But recently American television personality Kathie Lee Gifford indicated that they should not shave their pubic hair.  Is this the re-adoption of an English custom?

"Kathie, who was brimming with early St. Patrick’s day cheer and kept breaking into a jolly Irish folk song, let it be known that she keeps things fairly natural there, praising whatever God gives us as a gift, even if it’s “a garden." And she's proud of it!"

Too much disclosure, in my opinion.  But maybe St. Patrick's Day festivities include a little unlacing?

I can understand the pros and cons.  Certainly it eliminates the overlapping hairs when one wears a skimpy swimsuit.  And it is certainly polite if one expects faire minette from a lover!  Indeed, help to make the experience nice for both!  But it is a trouble to keep up; and waxing does sting when the Yanks come!

I must say I have a large difficulty in being sober and profound on this topic.

But this is an interesting cultural shift that might be taking place that we only get symptoms of here in Picardie.


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